Rollapaluza III result & report · 20.03.05

Male qualifying times
- Pink Nick 22.05
- Kaspar von MetroKontrollar 22.93
- Simon Bender, Brixton C.C. 23.05
- Andy White, Fyxomatasis
- Wingnut, LBMA 23.81
- Buffalo Bill, LBMA/Moving Target/Brixton C.C. 23.87
- Mark Hoyer, 23.96
- JJ, Team DJ, 24.09
- Walshy, Deadly Treadley, 24.27
- Ed Evernett, Creative Couriers, 24.43
- David Corrigan, 24.52
- Scott Nelson, Creative Couriers, 24.54
- Steve Philips, 24.73
- Donny, Scream Couriers, 24.77
- Billy Prendergast, Brixton C.C.
- Clodge, Team Manchester, 25.08
- Gertie, Creative Couriers, LBMA, 25.60
- Dean, Team Manchester, 25.84
- Paulius, XL, 27.66
- Craig Nasty, LBMA/Team Donkey, 32.67
Female Qualifying
- Crissi Pearce, Brixton C.C./LBMA/Creative Couriers, 24.74
- Deirdre Mullins, 27.75
- Scarlet Hughes, 28.49
We seeded the top 8 from Rollapaluza II, to make qualifying less frantic. Note that Craig Nasty was 4 seconds slower than the slowest female, although he will claim mechanical difficulties.
Male Round 1
Seeds 1 & 2, Mullet King Adam and Jon Chang, Bicycle Messenger Express were given byes to the second round. Clem and Steve Russell didn’t do qualifying and so were put in the last two qualification spots. Stevie took the opportunity to get himself a dead heat with Joe Fletcher, and had to be coaxed back onto the bike. One of the seeds, Dom the Retford Rolla, didn’t show, so Dean got a bye. Lucky Dean, but this meant that the top of the draw was opening up invitingly for Kaspar, who had beaten Billy pretty comfortably. Bill made a meal of beating Dave Corrigan and supplied the 2nd dead heat of the night, but squeezed past in the 250 ride off.
- Bingo, Metro bt Clem Richey, Metro
- Joe Fletcher, Team Economic Energy bt Steve Russell, Team DJ
- Crashmaster K, LBMA bt Craig Nasty, LBMA
- Pretty Boy bt Paulius, XL
- Dean, Team Manchester ride over Dom the Retford Rolla
- Pink Nick bt Clodge, Team Manchester
- Kaspar von MetroKontrollar, Metro/LBMA bt Billy Prendergast, Brixton C.C.
- Simon Bender, Brixton C.C. bt Donny, Scream
- Andy White, Fyxomatasis bt Steve Philips
- Wingnut, LBMA bt Scott Nelson, Creative Couriers
- Buffalo Bill LBMA/Moving Target/Brixton C.C. bt Dave Corrigan
- Mark Hoyer bt Ed Evernett, Creative Couriers
- Walshy, Deadly Treadley bt JJ, Team DJ
Male Round 2
The top 2 seeds rode for the first time, Adam winning easily, but Chang sensationally knocked out amid accusations of mechanical impediment. Chang was still muttering into his rollup when another seed, Bingo was knocked out. Joe Fletcher’s win was tainted by accusations of incompetence against the equipment, with dark threats being issued to the officials if the result of Crashmaster K’s race with Andy White did not go the right way. Fortunately it did.
- ‘King Mullet’ Adam Gielniak, Cyclone Couriers/Dulwich Paragon bt Walshy, Deadly Treadley
- Mark Hoyer bt Jon Chang, Bicycle Messenger Express
- Buffalo Bill bt Bingo, Metro
- Joe Fletcher, Team Economic Energy bt Wingnut, LBMA
- Crashmaster K, LBMA bt Andy White, Fyxomatosis
Male Quarter Final
- King Mullet bt Pink Nick
- Kaspar bt Mark Hoyer
- Pretty Boy bt Buffalo Bill
- Joe Fletcher bt Crashmaster K
Male Semi finals 1000m
To make the finals more interesting, the semis and finals were run over 1000m, or two laps of the clock. The first semi was a tactical affair, Adam & Joe seeking to hide their true strength for the first 500m and only going all out in the last 350m. When Adam finally applied the pressure, he easily opened up a gap. The second was a much more exciting affair, with a very partisan crowd inflamed by see-saw contest which was joined from the shout ‘go’. Kaspar joined Adam in the final, with Adam still very much the favourite. In the limited female field, Catt beat Scarlet for the chance to meet Crissi in the final.
- King Mullet bt Joe Fletcher
- Kaspar bt Pretty Boy
Female 3rd place ride off
- Catt, Cyclone bt Scarlet Hughes
Finals
Catt put up game resistance, but Crissi was never headed.
So now the male final. Of all the races we have had in all the Roller Race competitions in London since our very first London messenger roller race in 2000, I have not seen a more exciting race than our male final, or a more acclaimed winner than Kaspar. Naturally, all the unattached spectators swung behind the underdog, Kaspar. At the finish there was pandemonium. Thanks to Adam for helping put on such a fabulous finale to the night’s entertainment. Rollapaluza III really did turn out to be the Revenge of the Muppet!
Rollapaluza III Result

Male
- Kaspar von MetroKontrollar, LBMA/Brixton C.C.
- Adam ‘King Mullet’ Gielniak, Cyclone/Dulwich Paragon
- Pretty Boy Jamie
Female
- Crissi Pearce, Brixton C.C./LBMA/Creative Couriers
- Catt, Cyclone
- Scarlet Hughes
Wooden spoon: Craig Nasty
- Prizes: mostly from the lovely people at Brixton Cycles Coop
- Male winner: Chrome Kremlin messenger bag
- Other prizes: Condor Cycles
- More other prizes: Fyxomatosis
- Kings of the Spinners: Stevie Russell, Wing Matt, JJ, Jo, Chris the Courier
- Bike Assembly: Josh
- Runaround: Crissi
- Kencha (apparently Japanese for kierin mechanic) Crew: Maggie, WABA; Craig Nasty
- Door Crew: Richard H; Ranka, Wingnut
- Registration: Therese
- Bikewatch: Gertie, Rosine, Keith and others.
- Roller pickup: Creative Couriers
- Rollers: Catford Cycling Club
Don’t forget: The Deadly Treadleys debut CD single ‘Alleycat’ available now from the LBMA for £3 +75p (p&p) pay by paypal cd@LondonMessengers.org £1 to the LBMA £1 to the Bicycle Messenger Emergency Fund
Movies
(require Quicktime 6)
- Mens final (6mb|2.00mins)
- Womens final (3.5mb|1.12mins)
- Semifinal 1 (4.1mb|1.25mins)
- Semifinal 2 (4mb|1.19mins)
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